I woke this morning with the desire to change. I jumped in the shower and contemplated where I could get this change. Then as I was shaving it struck me. A stache! That’s right! Copius amounts of under nose hair. (Not to be confused with in the nose hair.) I have never just grown a mustache without a goatie, but I think I am at the age that I might just pull it off. People will look at me and think, porn star? Yeah!!!
I will keep you updated on it’s awesomeness!

